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Vampire seduces you and takes you to his castle. He uses words like "irregardless" and says "nucular" instead of "nuclear". #OminousLetDowns
You meet hitchhiker by cemetery. She borrows your sweater. Doesn't disappear, won't give back sweater, now car pools w/you. #OminousLetDowns
On this episode of Mythbusters: is homosexuality a choice?. *slo-mo of Buster getting a lap dance, then exploding*
@satellitehigh Winnie the PUA (x2), sleazy skeezy hunny muncher staring at you. All night & day, in search of a lay, Women better run away.
It's the Most Dangerous Game, and you are the quarry. Great Hunter has to pick up the goddamned kids at school today. #OminousLetDowns
Beings from the spirit world contact you. It's about the toaster oven on Craigslist. They can do $15 but no less. #OminousLetDowns
Bookshelf rotates to reveal a secret room containing washer, dryer, water softener. #OminousLetDowns
@stringbot @naxuu for instance: https://soundcloud.com/dot_marker/im-not-in-love …
Sun Ra forever: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtg0qqO3m1qzhhtgo1_500.gif …
Home for a costume change and the to the Burlington for some killing us softly with my synth and @cinchel 's guitar.
@innocentmassage @no_grease The puddle you left is now recording an album with Sanford Parker.
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer bet on who can go the longest without showering. #NoiseSeinfeld
Ninety-nine percent of who you are is invisible and untouchable, except to ghosts. Ghosts are always messing with your shit.
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