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no wonder i threw up; my stomach was full of puke
Q: can i get HIV from a mosquito?
A: yes, unprotected anal sex with mosquitoes can transmit HIV
RT this if you ever downloaded "system of a down - the legend of zelda.mp3" from napster
a rap hype man who just yells "SAME" after every lyric
10 years ago johnny cash, bob hope, and dick clark were alive. now i have no cash, no hope, and no dick
how is babel formed? how is babel formed. how world lose lenguage
LADIES: text every guy you know and just say "you're like a brother to me" and laugh as you imagine them crying #friendzone
lacan, hegel, and žižek walk into a bar, and so on and so forth. but what if the opposite is true?
ferrets are just socks that run around and are illegal to cum in
probably the greatest tragedy is that the word "skull" is already spelled with a k
last night i dreamed that sex was turn-based
lol T-Pain was just being interviewed at e3 and they asked him what his favorite music game was and he said "PaRappa The Rapper" #damn #sick
in sim city social, one of the evil actions you can do is "assert feminist credentials" at a history museum. what the fuck, EA
just saw a dude skateboarding downtown with a 2 liter of dew in his hand and another 2 liter of dew in each back pocket
reminder that most people use this website to look at celebrities interacting and to say specific, personal things to no one
“america’s comeback team” ahahaha. aw yeah folks, rich white dudes are making a motherfuckin comeback. finally.
pro-feminist joke man, i have a stupid fat head. baggle.