Your mom is like FarmVille, I get experience points when I plow

I wish Microsoft would get rid of Internet Explorer so we can get on with the future.

Incredible before/after pic of the tornado damage near my hometown in Joplin, MO. http://bit.ly/kDdxkP Txt JOPLIN to “864833″ to donate $10.

If this were old school Nintendo, I would have already thrown my controller by now.

This morning I saw my cat throw up his food and then eat it again. Reminds me of every relationship I've ever been in.

Super simple way to add a bookmark bubble to your HTML5 mobile app. Literally takes like 5 mins. Thanks Google. http://t.co/KdDFbrut

Funny IE comic. pic.twitter.com/J4bLoput

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Just found out the website I've been working on, http://t.co/bpSxzocB, is broken in IE9 all over. Go f*ck yourself IE, I HATE YOU.

Great mobile web development resource. http://t.co/ETqBQoh

If robots shit pixels, BAM new TechCrunch.

I thought I was having a bad QA day. "How Hackers Stole 200,000+ Citi Accounts" http://t.co/VOiuomK

Now anyone can be a hacker. Awesome. http://hackertyper.net/

Received my @square dongle today. If you ever wanted to give me money now is your chance people.

MLB.tv comes to the Apple TV. Thank you Jesus. http://news.cnet.com/8301-31021_3-20041268-260.html

At fleet week in SF. Freaking awesome

Oh snap! Gangsta hit by ice cream truck. http://bit.ly/cbAfdj

Google Instant is awesome

Wow RT @jseelybrown incredible speech by high school valedictorian speaking out against traditional education. http://tinyurl.com/29swjc4

This guy would dominate at old school Nintendo Duck Hunt. http://bit.ly/dmhybj