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French is a sexy sounding language, but it would be sexier if I knew what the hell these girls were talking about #onsecondthought #maybenot
the only meal she needs to know how to cook is breakfast
Kanye West is the Damien Hirst of hiphop
I feel less like a winner and more like a survivor of a near-death experience. I just want to lie down in the fetal position.
Forging important cultural documents
this poster needs more nebulas
Nintendo, my mom is not buying that.
Drunk ladies: Don't play with my tie. It's connected to my neck. And I don't know where your hands have been