Huckabee Says Connecticut School Massacre Occurred Because We ‘Removed God From Our Schools’  http://thkpr.gs/VG2nmp  OH FUCK YOU HUCKABEE

.@owillis Employee salaries are basically taxes on job creators. #goptaxlogic

Bush’s FEMA Director During Katrina Criticizes Obama For Responding To Sandy Too Quickly  http://thkpr.gs/SsjJpv  via @thinkprogress // AHAHAHA!

Ohio GOP argues new voting rules not intended to exclude voters. Next election, voters must be able to sing verses of 2 Ted Nugent songs.

.@angryblacklady Obama is deliberately helping people get jobs to make GOP look bad! When, oh when, will he stop with partisan politics?

Santorum Concedes Need For Obamacare, Says His Special Needs Child Took Up Much Of His Income http://t.co/cdlg0NPP via @thinkprogress #oops

Rape Culture Claims Another Victim: Teen Ends Life After Photo Of Her Alleged Gang Rape Goes Viral  http://thkpr.gs/17p5pEv  via @thinkprogress

“@robdelaney: Pretty crazy that 9/11 happened ON 9/11.” CONNECT THE DOTS, SHEEPLE!

"...Mitt Romney is one shady motherfucker who doesn’t care about the middle-class or the poor." http://t.co/ue4baNmL (by @angryblacklady)

The US credit downgrade is comparable to a straight-A student getting his first B because his lab partner is a moron.

Somebody really needs to make a 1950s-style horror movie poster titled, "ATTACK OF THE GAY MARRIAGE!"

I've decided to design a cat-themed programming language. It has all the usual commands: if, for, etc., but none of them do anything.

Oh good lord. Check out the Powerball tweets that @mattbinder is RTing. #innumeracy

Dear @mittromney: you "disagree" with people over dinner plans. You *condemn* people that trivialize rape with sham science. #idiot

Dear government leaders at all levels: if people only protested when & where it was convenient for you, you wouldn't listen at all. #ows

@angryblacklady Guns work great against rape when rapist slowly approaches you from the front, declaring "I'm going to rape you!" #unlikely

#romneyinauguration Grover Norquist elbows Romney out of way & puts his own hand on Bible; claims that "it counts" & "no takebacks."

@owillis Vince Foster was murdered to cover up Benghazi! Or something.

Next up: Italian physicists will be found guilty of genocide for not building a time machine & killing Hitler.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20025626 …

A short video I did on the magnetic Barkhausen effect -- to be blogged soon! http://t.co/OvU3qtkR via @youtube