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An HTTP request walks into a bar and says "GET Beer". The barman gives him 200.
Who do meerkats think they are, anyway? Living in a manor and shit. #occupymeerkatmanor
If one wanted to do maximum random harm, one could do little better than to gut a mental health system and make guns freely available
Before congratulating the US for being sane, remember that *about half* still voted for the orange guy. Congratulate *about half* the US
Seriously. If you're so dependent on the pokie dollar, you're no longer a pub or RSL. You're a casino. Change your name.
Most people, when they see a TT they don't agree with, try and find out what it's about. Twitter's theists instead reached for death threats
Protip: If a chiropractor wants to talk to you about vaccination, ask them what the fuck that has to do with spines. Then punch them.
If I had a pet otter, I would name it Ray Lee.
I have initiated at least one more person into my "There are only about 200 real people in the world, the rest are NPCs" worldview.
Apparently I'm a bad heathen for eating fish on a friday, so now I'm going to make something with bacon, just to prove a point.
I wanted to type "fuckity fuck fuck" on my iPwn. It corrected the first "fuckity" to "Cyclist" WTF, Apple?
Sideways Cafe in Dulwich Hill is understanding towards parents of crying children. Which is why I stopped going there. http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/howls-of-protest-over-cafe-spat-20130122-2d5ax.html …
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