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Bob Dylan is the coolest Jew since jesus
Sunday at 10 am is primetime for walk of shame watching....it is like bird watching for people who like their birds to be total sluts
I want your daddy issues all over my dick
Looking for an 18 year old college girl who smells like garlic sauce so I know she's poor enough to be impressed by me
When I see hot black chicks I wish I was the plantation owner...when slavery meant pussy on demand
So rob pattison is 109 in twilight - but he pretends to be in highschool to bang high girls. Sex offender.
If you have a girl sleeping in your bed-do not turn on The September 11 memorial and say "life's short let's do this" to get sex. Won't work
The Saved By The Bell episode where they find oil in the schoolyard and the duck dies is so relevant now. It's like Zac Morris warned us.
I prefer the way Fred Willard's shoots up theaters - He may still get arrested but the only thing hurt is his dignity.
i wish more people died on the amazing race.
disgusting as fuck - but i dig the ass acne - http://www.spankwire.com/Montana-Fishburne-Sextape/video222231/
The girl workin at the coffee shop suggested I use skim milk-not cream cuz I guess she thought I also ordered a nutritionist. Know ur role
If you're masturbating to the oscars - what part to you usually cum at
I still can't believe that dude in fun fucks that pig from girls
the best site on the internet that everybody pretends they don't read-everything i say is a joke, just joking-getting drunk and making friends-self destructing