Blessed are those who josh about the kingdom, for they shall discover pool privileges are not irrevocable #ohj

Collective nouns: A howl of winds; A overwhelm of darkness; A respite of lights #artwiculate

The Amative Martini – 1 pt absinthe; 4 pts organic gin; Shake, strain and pour; Top with Spanish Fly – Who loves you, baby? #lqw

What tweet that I could create could convey any depth of understanding of plyometrics when compared to @maxraunchiness #artwiculate

But what if God existed coakatively? #artwiculate

A premonition / Ladybugs flee westward / Tangerine gyre seen #haiku #artwiculate #lqw #ohj #goodmorning

Spring sings for winter / A threnody of verdure / Only she does mourn #haiku #lqw #yay4recycledtweets #goodmorning

Genii lie in wait / Aladdin feints to the left / Magic word uttered #senryu #goodmorning #ohj #lqw

Of all the nymphs / Zeus treated badly / Dysphoria / Was the one / He regretted most #gogyohka #artwiculate

No nightingale song / Birds do not chat under clouds / The owl keeps an eye #haiku #goodmorning #lqw

Collective nouns: A outlay of advertisements; A trump of smears; A tenacity of hope #artwiculate

Clod - are we talking about Romney again? #artwiculate

Collective nouns: A kerplunk of last coins; A magianism of astrological predictions; A moksha of false hopes #artwiculate #lqw #ohj

Collective nouns: A negotiation of restaurants; A table of frenemies; A deipnosophist of silences #artwiculate

Collective nouns: A rigor of deaths; A pecuniary of funerals; A taphephobia of details #artwiculate

Call of the ocean / The albatross flies eastward / To end of the earth #haiku #haikuwordgame

Elevated stress / Roll with what life gives to you / Without a regret #senryu #Haikuwordgame

Weed in the garden / Pulled and hung as a warning / Wilting in the sun #haiku #lqw #goodmorning pic.twitter.com/SLMoUOCqVi

Let there be meme on earth
And let it begin with me
#artwiculate #artwiculatesongs

Harbinger of a snicker #artwiculate pic.twitter.com/6ZbgZIbT4q