Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Darth Vader was gluten free too, but you never heard him not shutting the fuck up about it.
FACT: Ted Nugent have not been away from a state fair for this long since 1981. http://www.nationalmemo.com/lolgop-liveblog-the-state-of-the-union/ …
For Louisville, this has to be like playing the old guys at the Y who all know each other
We should be asking doctors, nurses and firefighters for autographs, not overpaid celebrities and sports figures. Fuck them.
Did I urinate on your rug?
“The evidence shows that the rhythm got her.” - CSI: Miami Sound Machine.
I bet the kids on Africa are really getting tired of all those leftover Patriots Championship t-shirts.
Head home to Leonardo Dicaprio's cross-eyed sloppy seconds, Tom Brady.
Sir, this is a family restaurant.
Every time I hear a Toby Keith song, I understand why the rest of the world hates the United States.
Meth addict whose only means of transportation is a bicycle to appear on Maury and admit to doping while riding.
Oh no, Seattle will have to console ourselves with our high quality of life, legal pot, legal gay marriage and gorgeous scenery. SOB
There's some couple in a museum right now...looking at pottery or something. We aren't friends with them.
so blessed for all the Facebook statuses blessed to happy blessed so happiness to be blessed to the friends the Facebook updates joy bless