Good Morning.....  http://instagram.com/p/YxDy-qGz4I/ 

Darth Vader was gluten free too, but you never heard him not shutting the fuck up about it.

When does Beyonce perform? #SOTU

FACT: Ted Nugent have not been away from a state fair for this long since 1981.  http://www.nationalmemo.com/lolgop-liveblog-the-state-of-the-union/ …

For Louisville, this has to be like playing the old guys at the Y who all know each other

We should be asking doctors, nurses and firefighters for autographs, not overpaid celebrities and sports figures. Fuck them.

If Republicans aren't careful, they're going to make sure Hillary Clinton becomes president.  http://fb.me/1XBv9LRj5 

Did I urinate on your rug?

“The evidence shows that the rhythm got her.” - CSI: Miami Sound Machine.

I bet the kids on Africa are really getting tired of all those leftover Patriots Championship t-shirts.

Head home to Leonardo Dicaprio's cross-eyed sloppy seconds, Tom Brady.

So #GunAppreciationDay was a blast. I hope Rick Santorum's upcoming #UnProtectedSexAppreciationDay goes just as well.

Sir, this is a family restaurant.

Dig it. RT @vntgu Hey @cardchronicle our Russdiculous shirt is on PRE-ORDER  http://vintageuclothing.com  pic.twitter.com/m6CkWNu0

Every time I hear a Toby Keith song, I understand why the rest of the world hates the United States.

Link for quote in previous tweet:  http://is.gd/QqBi72 

Meth addict whose only means of transportation is a bicycle to appear on Maury and admit to doping while riding.

Oh no, Seattle will have to console ourselves with our high quality of life, legal pot, legal gay marriage and gorgeous scenery. SOB

There's some couple in a museum right now...looking at pottery or something. We aren't friends with them.

so blessed for all the Facebook statuses blessed to happy blessed so happiness to be blessed to the friends the Facebook updates joy bless