The #HCR changes take effect in 2014? I thought the world was going to end in 2012. Well played, Republicans!

Renaming my son to Aaron-Tramon Clay Woodson III. #fb

@tonyhawk No, you're just like Milton from Office Space. HR forgot to tell you, but you also keep getting a paycheck. cc @kimscumbag

Comcast internet outage entering its 7th hour. Not good for telecommuting. #fb

Why is Fred Savage never in any of the Princess Bride reunion photos. Feels like a snub.

@oraclenerd @mediaguy777 @ddfdba @oraclebase "Nerdel"

I'm creating a 501c3 to provide counseling to IT guys that insist on installing a 32-bit OS on 64-bit hardware. Seems to be an epidemic. #fb

Just posted a photo @ Silver Lake http://t.co/TkimolOS

Employee with last name "Null" is breaking an app! (via @gwenshap) http://t.co/7lWiR6ga

@mdwidlake Basically there's no reason for these tables to be IOT, client just used IOT as a default type for no tech reason. Perf is poor.

FYI: the ADR auto-purge job, implemented as an mmon slave task , purges the expired data from ADR *once in 7 days*. See MOS Doc 975448.1

The @sqlmaria Colgan session was full, assuming JLewis was too. :( Touching up my #RMOUG presentation instead.

Very handy website for testing regex: http://t.co/v0g9QY4B

@kenjennings did you judge them by the content of their fiber?

The folks at #RMOUG have kindly accepted my submission for #RMOUG2012, from Feb 14-16. Need to spice it up now with my new findings!

Wishing @seoulbrother a happy Old Fashioned week after tommorow. http://t.co/8OwatzuB

#Oracle Optimizer goddess @sqlmaria Colgan is now on twitter. Keep calm and carry on.

@ik_zelf @gwenshap #Pythian is very familiar with @dbvisit, fantastic product!

Check out my new Geeklist name! http://t.co/8xBDRufG. You should get yours here: http://gkl.st/beta #gklstbeta

@lonelysandwich Technically, a satchel full of $100 bills is not a dime.