Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Heartbleed: You really can download memory.
"I just want to be a normal human being. Like Spongebob."
Let's rename the "fast lane" to "pass lane". If you're not passing someone then GTFO.
Someone in line to board the flight reeks of booze. Plot twist: not me.
"Today's opportunities will be gone tomorrow." Just verbalized and realized that. In my face future me.
Don't drink and drank