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Peeing on fire hydrants is 4square for dogs
Heartbleed: You really can download memory.
"I just want to be a normal human being. Like Spongebob."
Let's rename the "fast lane" to "pass lane". If you're not passing someone then GTFO.
Someone in line to board the flight reeks of booze. Plot twist: not me.