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Giraffe have become extinct in at least attempting to recreate dinosaurs by manipulating the DNA of chickens.
This storm is insane. This old Cajun dude walked in and said, "Maaaais, I ain't seen one like dis outside a hurricane in a long time."
eternal sunshine is on hbo if you want to scream about how juvenile adults with mood problems are romanticized in film.
Hey all, Neutral M Hotel here. We all like to have fun, but you know what's not very "in the aeroplane over the sea"? The California drought
refering to the lead of a band by the bands name is the funniest shit
"my flights at 11 but ive got status, i can get on any flight i want" - guy on elevator to girl who was like "oh"
i swear ive seen like thirty different ben afflecks in the 12 hours ive been in new york
Sitting for 6 months in jail for having sex with a pool raft in public...
I wonder if the first guy who ate a sandwich while laying down did it out of decadence or sadness, because right now I'm feeling both.
Everyone in father john misty's band has a beard, but his beard is biggest.
you shouldn't seethe about cultural appropriation of native people if you say "spirit animal" every third tweet
"Up, up, and a…wait a second, is there a bathroom here?!"
- "IBS" Jesse, Live at Madison Square Garden, 2012
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