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i just said "mewtwo" instead of "U2" oops
my boyfriend is crying because he's sick but also horny
ive gone through a lot of phases
2002 - dirtbikes
2006 - paintball
2009 - mixed martial arts
2014 - Feminism
Nickelodeon isn't made with real nickel anymore you moron.
butterfree is my least favorite pokemon, but my favorite denny's perk
I have never behaved more like a noir lady more than I did just now, smoking on my front porch & thinking that I heard a mysterious chicken
I don't believe in Barksy. I just believe in me.
ATTENTION PARENTS: if you see a car with a "Chive" sticker, that means the driver knocked out someone in the deadly Knockout Game. Be alert
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