“@5tevenw: I hate being bi-polar. It's awesome.”

RT @playboy: What did the @hughhefner @marstonghefner Vegas birthday look like? Fun! #hef85 - http://twitpic.com/4j87i9

RT @mikedrucker: Even worse, the electric fence that keeps out the T. Rex is down.

RT @huffingtonpost: Victim of Aurora #theatershooting was at Toronto mall shooting in June, wrote on it http://t.co/jGbWf4Zo

RT @richardcrouse: I knew Tommy Lee Jones reminded me of someone! #goldenglobes pic.twitter.com/jpd9Kvgr

RT @simonhelberg: The halftime show was like if the Power Rangers formed a band and guest starred on Saved by the Bell.

F*** you, I'm Iron Man. http://t.co/GUOJjij6

RT @shervin: Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table & chairs which don't need permit. pic.twitter.com/JnCCQ6BL

I knew the rapture was not gonna happen when there was no Google Doodle for today... :)

.@princetonscoop @dj_b_star: ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈◢◤┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈◢▇▇▇▇▇◣┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈▇▇▇▇▇◤┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈▇▇▇▇▇┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈◥▇▇▇▇◣┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈┈◥▇◤◥▇◤┈┈┈┈ RIP Steve Jobs

The strangest lipstick you will see all day... pic.twitter.com/HyFdJmJTYq

RT @webaddict: Unreal 1st person video of the Tsunami as it came, unbelievable http://bit.ly/eGEq5x #prayforjapan

Quake moved Japan coast 8 feet; shifted Earth's axis! - http://bit.ly/hWctnK #cnn

Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion more like a squalid prison say former Playmates | Mail Online http://bit.ly/g2m8yj

“@rupaul: Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. #Sincerely, Every iPhone User”

9-yr-old killed in Rep. Giffords shooting just elected to student council, ... invited her to event http://bit.ly/giX5cY /via @breakingnews

RT @dahara: “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” Oscar Wilde

“@injusticefacts: Kim Kardashian's wedding cost $10 million, enough to open 400 schools for impoverished children around the world.”

RT @ed: ► "Even if you are logged out, Facebook still knows and can track every page you visit" http://t.co/EnbbpnwS #f8 #evil #greedy

RT @aots: Beware the Osama bin Laden related malware! Learn more about it on The Feed with @candacebailey5 http://t.co/rcHY3Jt