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@Dumbassador

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You're in 'Funny & Under lists' territory. See bios of @freaksong & @JEDatLarge, too. I'll catch up on followbacks, list adds, & updates soon. Thanks, JED
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Rap throne phone
wiretap transcript:

"Let's get ham meatloaf.
With bat shit gravy."

"I'll go anywhere for lunch.
But, I won't eat that."
Don't go blaming me. You know this apartment had a complex before I moved into it. Although, it's true that that hole in the wall is new.
With a new pair of sweatpants to fit a new extra dick, I finish this delicious fish & chips dish & try my best not to 2nd guess my 2nd wish.
Hello, Mr. Soul.
She's down in the matrix hole.
Why don'tcha go ask her?
If she can't answer, I know who can.
That silly rabbit rat bastard.