Man searches Facebook for people with his name, replicates their profile pic, then sends friend request:  http://imgur.com/a/IqXWj  (via @reddit)

Rules for tonight: If your tweet has the word "apparently" in, do not tweet it. If it isn't an eye-witness report, do not tweet it.

Written? Kitten! rewards you with a picture of a kitten every time you write 100 words: http://t.co/JkYzh9GE

Today is 12.01.2012, which makes it international mic check day. (via @reddit)

Enjoying Draw Something? Here's what its CEO has to say about its employees: http://t.co/DuTNs0kF

Someone in the pub I'm in just said "hashtag: banter" out loud. #islington

Wikipedia's timeline of the far future is an inexhaustible source of slack-jawed amazement: http://t.co/9NTrY0Hc (via @jonty)

Chinese Whispers in action: RT @abscond: So... Oxford Circus shooting confusion: http://www.exquisitetweets.com/collection/abscond/152

A map of the most common word in the Wikipedia entry "The History of" each country's name. #morningmap  http://hugepic.io/d2012641f/3.00/65.26/3.52 …

Kid on the train insisting to his mother that he's in a "crew". Her: "Don't be ridiculous. You're not American. You've just got friends."

A GoPro camera mounted on a trombone is very silly:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_iSzgi2VhDw# …! (via @jamescowdery)

Wembley stadium exit [.gif]  http://i.imgur.com/VKoIool.gif 

A redesigned, surprisingly circular, Tube map:  http://londonist.com/2013/01/alternative-tube-maps-circles-within-circles.php … (via @andymalt) #morningmap

Hula hoops + Coffee = Owl: http://t.co/Pf37Y0A4 (via @alsothings)

A school of stingrays: http://t.co/IqyfCoUd #surprisinglycreepy

I can see this is going to be a massive pain in the RSS.

Fascinating Storify on the life and death of a joke on Twitter:  http://storify.com/stephencgrant/the-life-of-a-twitter-joke?utm_source=t.co&utm_content=storify-pingback&utm_campaign=&awesm=sfy.co_aFW9&utm_medium=sfy.co-twitter …, by @stephencgrant.

Map of the world, if all the separatists won: http://t.co/UT9HUatB #morningmap

Countries without a McDonalds: http://t.co/vWV9BHAn #morningmap

Surreal: Kelloggs has made a new cereal called "Totes Amazeballs" for the frontman of the Charlatans: http://t.co/CcwzXpNc