I'd like an iOS app that shows my city as a black blob but reveals the bits I travel to – encouraging me to explore and "fill in" the map.

Look at @vimeo, fucking nailing it: http://t.co/vxIKj6SF

Just a reminder that the "Para" in "Paralympics" stands for "Parallel", not "Paraplegic" (which would make no sense when you think about it)

Pro Tip: Never, EVER, accept a FaceTime chat request from @gruber. http://t.co/pQfAAsje

I feel like this when people make statements about Flickr or Apple (where I've worked and they haven't): http://bit.ly/cZSnB9

This "Look At Me Now" cover is both amazing and deelightful: http://t.co/RvyXMCL

Awkward. A complete stranger just tried to high-5 me because he realized we were both looking at the same girl's bottom as we walked along.

I think that @yo_stellar is the best thing to happen to my internet joy gland since Twitter, and before that, Google Reader.

Dreamt I found a tiny dog (<1mm long). Took it to show @jkottke, but he refused to blog it & would only talk to me through his bathroom door

11pm. A car drives slowly along my street with its lights off. As it passes me I see that A FUCKING CLOWN IS DRIVING HOLY SHIT THATS CREEPY.

Having joined friends for an impromptu dinner, I reached for my phone to tell Sam I'd be home late...

Sam.

My dog.

I nearly phoned my dog

Twitter "Set a header image! Set a header image! Set a header image! Set a header–" Me: *tries to set one* Twitter: "Internal server error."

I feel as though the "If you're sick, don't come to work" rule should also apply to mental illness too. Go home until you're not a lunatic.

Holy shit. I think this must be the most remarkable track race I've ever seen: http://t.co/CFPDdPrK The Paralympics are just amazing.

Epic cat face-off: http://t.co/WNw8mWEV

Things no-one ever says: "Boy, I wish our public web site was as good as our company intranet. This thing rocks!"

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Angry girl on the street screaming into her phone: "You do NOT un-friend me!"

"It's crazy how a simple mirror filter can transform a video into something else": http://flic.kr/p/93d45S

Lying on my back, holding the iPad at arms length above me, watching a movie. Fell asleep. Dropped the iPad straight on to my face. Woke up.