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I'd like an iOS app that shows my city as a black blob but reveals the bits I travel to – encouraging me to explore and "fill in" the map.
Just a reminder that the "Para" in "Paralympics" stands for "Parallel", not "Paraplegic" (which would make no sense when you think about it)
Awkward. A complete stranger just tried to high-5 me because he realized we were both looking at the same girl's bottom as we walked along.
11pm. A car drives slowly along my street with its lights off. As it passes me I see that A FUCKING CLOWN IS DRIVING HOLY SHIT THATS CREEPY.
Having joined friends for an impromptu dinner, I reached for my phone to tell Sam I'd be home late...
I nearly phoned my dog
Twitter "Set a header image! Set a header image! Set a header image! Set a header–" Me: *tries to set one* Twitter: "Internal server error."
I feel as though the "If you're sick, don't come to work" rule should also apply to mental illness too. Go home until you're not a lunatic.
Things no-one ever says: "Boy, I wish our public web site was as good as our company intranet. This thing rocks!"
Angry girl on the street screaming into her phone: "You do NOT un-friend me!"
Lying on my back, holding the iPad at arms length above me, watching a movie. Fell asleep. Dropped the iPad straight on to my face. Woke up.