Holy cow. RT @paulsmith: This is a big deal! http://yfrog.com/hsd0oymj #chicago

Adore. /cc: @carynrose @mkpinbrooklyn @kdc @queeneulalia RT @thegarance: Meme of the Day: pic.twitter.com/LxU4cnys3y

Fuck RT @xopherjohnson: FYI: Dropbox hacked, unknown number of passwords/accounts compromised. Change your passwords http://t.co/RoIE9azH

Neighbor "Some people who live in our building don't like dogs." Me: "So? I don't like kids. You deal with it." #realneighborconversations

@amanda2581, can you please send this around to your Rockit Ranch friends? http://bit.ly/q9XtGt Hit & Run in front of @undergroundchi

RT @pattonoswalt: NO ONE who paid money to see @charliesheen in Detroit deserves a refund. They should have their credit cards seized.

Walking within steps of each other on Southport. Girl in hat/long down coat/uggs & girl in miniskirt with no coat. Get it together Chicago.

Never change, Chicago. RT @mfpuddles: Overheard on the Red Line: "You can bring a keg to a BYOB, right?" (Cc: @cta_cia)

People behind me convinced Badlands is next. I don't have the heart to tell them it was a few songs ago.

On my tv: John Barrowman wearing Iron Man underwear, smacking his ass while standing on Chris Hardwick's desk. I can't even process this.

Swallow. Repeat. Over and over. RT @that_biz: It pours the coffee down the throat.

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT NICKELBACK? Did something insanely horrific happen & all the talented musicians of the world are dead?

SUPERAMAZEBALLSPUPPYFACE!!!!! Welcome home, yet to be named dog!!! #mindersongetsadog http://t.co/i3fII7M

Attn random guy: your hipster cred goes down when I can see the tag of your bandana, and it's from Claire's.

I'm not glad Jose Reyes made this music video, but I am glad @readtheapple broke it down so well for me. http://bit.ly/p40Xdv #pequenoweezy

Chicago? RT @dysfuncjunc: Tweeps?? RT @angelica7641: Lost dog picked up in Lincoln Square. Yikes. Look familiar? http://bit.ly/eyMMIf

Me: "How much for a single?" Broker: "$30" M: laughs B: "What do you want to pay?" M: "it's Mets/Cubs & it's freezing—$5" H: "$10" M: "Sold"

+1 RT @zimmerino: people not from the city: we’re not set up for your party to walk 4-wide on the sidewalk. Learn it. I will body check you.

RT @madball911: @lakeline 4 year olds grow up to be the people responsible for Mars Rover drawing a penis on Mars.  http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2013/04/mars-rover-accidentally-draws-penis/ …

cc: @kdc RT @thescottbishop: In a move to pwn boys, Girl Scouts introduce a game developer badge  http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/04/in-move-to-pwn-boys-girl-scouts-to-introduce-game-developer-badge/ …. #rad