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"Do something that I want you to do without me actually telling you that I want you to do it or I'll get upset." — Girls
Add rain to the list of things I increasingly dislike as I grow older, right behind growing older
"Its Sunday Morning" is a great excuse not to do things.
#itsabaddaywhen you don't get that good morning text from someone special.
that awkward moment when rebecca black asks justin bieber to do a duet and he has to say never...#neversaynever
Oh shit. I lost 4 hours of sleep. I hope I find them this afternoon.
i will "Connect with Facebook" to your website right after I fax you my private details, you cocksucking robots.
Saying something unfunny and adding LOL at the end does not make it funny. LOL
On facebook how do i unsubscribe people's shared shitty ass links and ugly smelly pictures and quotes :@
"Happiness is the absence of striving for happiness." — Chang-Tzu
Steve Jobs Wins a Grammy
There's really no reason that a three-finger swipe shouldn't navigate through tabs in Safari on the iPad.
I felt like a hero when I saved you from choking to death by pulling my cock out of your mouth
How would I describe myself? 9.5 words: hardworking, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable, Apple, java, programmer, humerologist, awes...