hate the ads that are all "watch tv from any room in your house." how impatient do you have to be to not make it through JAG, or whatever.

IUB STUDENTS. VOTE MEOW.  http://go.iu.edu/6dQ  #iub #iu #indiana #bieber  http://instagr.am/p/R83WV9OzBm/ 

anyone else think it's kind of crazy that neither my beautiful dark twisted fantasy nor watch the throne were nom'd for album of the year?

way to go moms. keep on mommin.

they need to announce, "attention walmart shoppers, just remember that when the sale starts, we're all still people."

happy 10/11/12 to all the counters out there.

might be jumping on the bandwagon here, but jerry sandusky molested me.

word in- the #colts just released their mascot. they will henceforth be known as the indianapolis peg-billed finches. lovely bird, actually.

i love spring because that's when shit stops dying.

girl on my floor left her dildo out. LOL. http://t.co/BFNVBrdt

lou bega's mambos no. 1-4 are some of pop culture's lost treasures.

sometimes loving someone is leaving them the fuck alone for two seconds.

daft punk comes out of carrie underwood's dress and does their rendition of "sweet home alabama," skrillex dies. #grammypredictions

dumb people think they're entitled to mass killing machines.

the fuck you mean you don't like cheese?

"promise me you'll always remember: you're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

i don't think about the things i think i should think about enough.

RT if you're in a room.

my brain is the only thing that has ever made me feel free and kids my age actively try to silence it, make it unsexy. that is what I hate.

call me a lefty, but i think there's much more merit getting furious about human rights over marginal tax increases and health premiums.