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I wonder how many horcruxes Obama had to destroy.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO VIEW THE README FILE NOW. I WILL NEVER WANT TO DO THAT.
GRAVE MISTALE. JUST RUBBED MY EYE WHILE MAKING A 4-PEPPER BURRITO ANS NOW CAN BARWLY SEE. FACE ON FITE. CAMT READ PHKNE. FICK YPU, MONSAY:-)
It's E3 during a next-gen launch year and Fez 2 is the only game trending on Twitter right now. Future looks bright.
Dakota just caught a mouse with a BOWL and now Carrie Fisher the Cat is meowing around, all butt-hurt because he FAILED AS A CAT.
So the iPad Mini has fewer pixels and less horsepower than the Nexus 7, and is $80 more expensive. Nope nope nope.
We got married tonight, and it was incredible. Best and happiest day of my life. Thank you so much to everyone involved.
Hey America! What is the deal with Walmart profits increasing for another quarter? I thought we were over this. STOP shopping there!
A client just PRINTED (on paper) a web error they received, then scanned it, then emailed it to me. That happened.
It's been 10 years to the day since the series finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired. Pour one out for _dead character here_.
But to keep your morning from being a complete waste of time, please then also write a thank you note to your meteorologist or fire dep. ...
Look, all I'm saying is that if you drive a Camaro you're probably an asshole.
My friend, whose BF is learning to play WoW and frustrating her with n00bness: "You don't even understand. He bought clothes from a vendor."