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There is a loud crow outside of my office window. I hate it very much.
I'm in ur firefox, leaking ur memoryz
I somehow managed to fat-finger ⌘ + ⇧ + T in PS CS6, on a new layer, after a transform. Accidental magic.
For years I felt an em was lame sauce. Then the web went responsive. Respect to you my magical brother, you've earned your place in my css.
That deafening blast of un-muted earbud. That is my favorite.
Sometimes, you pinky scroll your phone because of the lunch on your hands. Sometimes, you pinky scroll your phone because it’s fancy.
Forget the hype for a sec and think about the value LinkedIn actually provides. Now think about how much $8.9 Billion actually is. Now cry.
#yourlongbeardsays that perma-bibs exist at the crossroads of form & function.
Eric Schmidt: From dawn of civilization to 2003, 5 exabytes of data was created. Same amount was created in last 2 days. #activate2010
multi touching my mustache.
UrbanDictionary will usually tell me what I want to know, but never without a disturbing consequence.
Mall Food Courts: a veritable cornucopia of abdominal pain, and I fall for it every time.
The robot has overcome my body and is causing me to win breakdance competitions everywhere I go. If I could choose, I want to die this way.
Ate two meals at Whole Foods yesterday and now I'm randomly catching whiffs of that musky Whole Foods smell. That can't be good.
I build web stuff. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.