There is a loud crow outside of my office window. I hate it very much.

I'm in ur firefox, leaking ur memoryz

I somehow managed to fat-finger ⌘ + ⇧ + T in PS CS6, on a new layer, after a transform. Accidental magic.

For years I felt an em was lame sauce. Then the web went responsive. Respect to you my magical brother, you've earned your place in my css.

That deafening blast of un-muted earbud. That is my favorite.

Simulate a retina display, on a non-retina display - http://t.co/pGTGQjch

Sometimes, you pinky scroll your phone because of the lunch on your hands. Sometimes, you pinky scroll your phone because it’s fancy.

The old world 8-1 http://t.co/0OhESBSZ

Forget the hype for a sec and think about the value LinkedIn actually provides. Now think about how much $8.9 Billion actually is. Now cry.

if you've never used this, you should use this: http://www.stereomood.com

#yourlongbeardsays that perma-bibs exist at the crossroads of form & function.

Eric Schmidt: From dawn of civilization to 2003, 5 exabytes of data was created. Same amount was created in last 2 days. #activate2010

multi touching my mustache.

@andybudd i'm late to the party, but see if: http://bit.ly/adjvX3, these: http://bit.ly/alMSOy, or anything here: http://bit.ly/dqie4Y works

UrbanDictionary will usually tell me what I want to know, but never without a disturbing consequence.

Mall Food Courts: a veritable cornucopia of abdominal pain, and I fall for it every time.

http://twitpic.com/2e9us - Today I discovered that @mchammer favorited one of my tweets from 3 weeks ago. At 26, a life validated.

The robot has overcome my body and is causing me to win breakdance competitions everywhere I go. If I could choose, I want to die this way.

@mcuban Plot Twist: @kevinolearytv doesn't ask for a royalty. #SharkTank

Ate two meals at Whole Foods yesterday and now I'm randomly catching whiffs of that musky Whole Foods smell. That can't be good.