Remember back when hashtags were used for tags, not as an ironic secondary voice? #notreally

I got 99 problems but one of them is that i used hex and i actually have 152 other problems :(

remember that time Converge played my college and someone found a scientific calculator in the pit

the great thing about UDP jokes is that i don't care if you get them or not

to be the ultimate punk you must master seapunk, steampunk, earthpunk, and firepunk

Kris Keyser summon spell #blip12ny @kris_keyser http://t.co/4HJDJxiz

@greatdismal TED Talks posted his video yesterday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnH8ou3Kd4

fuck debates open this pit up

girl is you an evergreen forest cause i just keep on pining

go to the club and make it rain bitcoins

it's 5/8/13 - happy fibonacci day!

this is a thing  http://twitpic.com/bxn57h 

scientists land on mars looking for new Doom levels

Cops trying to run ppl over on the street and driving cop vans on the sidewalk #OWS

hello, have you got any ＭＩＮＤ-ＣＯＮＴＲＯＬＬＩＮＧ ＡＬＩＥＮ ＰＡＲＡＳＩＴＥ in you? no, well ＷＯＵＬＤ ＹＯＵ ＬＩＫＥ ＳＯＭＥ

gays control the weather, earthquakes, marriage, terminal diseases. gays are the highest level of wizard #GayWizard

OMG the party is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

i know its past Gun Appreciation Day, but i just wanted to make a shout out to the spread gun for making Contra really easy

I feel like I've died and gone to Japan

never gonna stop quoting Gurren Lagann at people to give them confidence