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OH: I fucked a clown. I am a clown fucker. I have no dignity.
OH: sometimes i try to be funny & sometimes it's just sad trombone
Newly discovered word for 1 of my favorite things
The pleasant smell that accompanies the first rain after a dry spell.
Planes are amazing.
People who get in them & proceed to complain about anything should suck a bag of dicks.
All of them.
All of the dicks.
I probably shouldn't tell anyone how excited I am about my recent crossbow purchase. So much cooler than a stun gun...
Most things can be shoved into 140 characters. How grateful I am of the magnificent people in my life is not among them. #happythanksgiving
They are playing the Buffy musical in this book store. My heart is so close to explosion...
Tea party to strip club.
In SF that is a straight line.
Fresh sheets are kinda the best fucking thing ever. #justAddZzzzzzzz