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I'm glad the airlines relaxed the policy on cell phones during takeoff and landing. Now I can die contentedly playing Flappy Bird and 2048!
Task for the day: put on actual pants.
Task: still not accomplished.
As an April Fools' Day joke, CNN and The Huffington Post decided to cover real news for the day.
Waiting to eat raw pork here in Germany.
Fun phrase: "questionable milk".
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