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Meaning of colours on Kenyan flag updated: Black - Oil(National hope) White - Ugali(Nat dish) Red - Blood(Nat shame) Green - Mpesa(Nat bank)
#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate "Hello" < things always go south after I say that.
Facebook now has a "Come we Stay" relationship status option. After six months it automatically changes to "Married."
Wasn't paying attention to guy giving sob story on the bus so as he went round for alms I thought he was the kange & gave him my fare.
#LorryImebeba Zesta iko kwa jam inacome.
And I noticed they went to all East African countries except Rongai. Please give Rongainese people a chance to shine. #TPF5
This #KFC bucket of chicken that costs 2500/=, what is the bucket made of? Or are you paying for the chicken's airfare from Kentucky?
Did MC Hammer tell us when hammertime would end? It could still be hammertime and we're all walking around like it's not hammertime.
#KCPE2011 Andika insha ukianza na maneno "Nilipo angalia wakati mstari yangu kwenye twita sikuamini...."
7,500/- for a VIP ticket to Badu? That's 18.75 IMAX sufferer tickets!
I'll be giving my opinion on this prezzo BBA thing just as soon as I'm done with the rest of my life.
My receding hairline is making my forehead seem bigger. This is not what I meant when I said I'd like to get more head.
KTNs Big Q is "Do you trust opinion polls in Kenya?" Isn't the Big Q an opinion poll? If the response is NO, will KTN stop?
Developing an app that breaks into conversations whenever one person talks too much, it's called 'Shut The Fuck App'
You complain now but if aliens who feed on electricity ever invade the earth, KPLC will save us all.