"I'm a lover not a fighter" Well sometimes you gotta fght for love.

One day I'll wake up and you will be like a bad dream.

Facebook response to problems: Oh no hang in there! Twitter response: HAHAHA oh you're fucked

Honey Boo Boo's mother may have a boyfriend but I am glad it's not me...

Sometimes, following your heart can only lead to trouble.

It's hard to turn it off when the one you care about don't care about you anymore.

Your conflicting tweets confuses me. Do you want me or am I replaced?

I used to write bad poetry on napkins in bars, now I write horrible tweets.

Nothing like love to show you how stupid you really are...

What I want is loyalty. I value loyalty. If you love me, don't you ever ever leave.

Just another day. Everybody leaves everybody. Keep on keepin' on.

Come home soon whoever you are.

I hate that I care too much for someone who don't care.

I unfollowed Charlie Sheen once and he Dm'd me saying "Losing"

I will remain faithful until the divorce papers are signed... even if she won't,

what's with all these punching in the throat, where' the love?

Yes I love her because I have no choice.

Yes, I just starred a tweet that was simply "lol" gotta love it when you make someone "lol"

I guess I am not getting DMs because I am not ready for a DM yet...

I tried thinking of things I won't miss about her but those are the things I am missing too.