Every storm runs out of rain.

I'm proposing to @nerdsrockk . Will you marry me sometime?

@theballedtruth Steve is a cunt.

I doesn't really count as running a red light if i close my eyes for five seconds after i cross the line does it?

I am madly,deeply in love with @nerdsrockk

One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Adventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise.

@ms2034 normally I have to pay extra for that.

@ms2034 if you don't scream MMMMMBOP directly after every bite then you just wasted the whole meal.

@weissbrandon i do the same thing! they have so many crafty devices that i didn't even know i needed!

@amburglar_ @robdelaney this is a disturbing conversation.

@weissbrandon this will only strengthen your marriage! good idea bro!

I'm a fool that played her game.

It all comes down to the last person you think about at night. That's where your hearts at.

@untresor you just made my day.

@torrami that is mind blowingly brilliant!

@nerdsrockk i Hate when that happens. The rap videos make it look.so easy.

@reesebutcallmev i have never followed someone based on one tweet alone until now.

I'm going to end @amberdonn s relationship, then we will get married and wear big blue hats.

@amberdonn they both spew lava and potentialy have a large pyroclastic flow, devastating thousands and displacing families?