@wittle_cass we bought a zoo! 👍

@willyynillyy when are you gonna get off this Kanye train you're on

@wittle_cass youuu should probably take someone with you.

@therealcorf helllll yea bruh! Come drink a green beer or twelve

@therealcorf spin your top and see if it topples

@reneeenea you wanna get peed on? aaaahahahah

Hand on his crotch? RT @bitskeezy: My dog sleeps like such a boy.

Please...dont torture us with a 4th... RT @carlieblaufuss: My last three Avi's have been without makeup, so that's nice

Where is KU and KSU? RT @dailyfact_: This year's top party schools:  http://bit.ly/SUWrIB  #sp Any of you go to #1?

@kelsproff ? RT @keekerdeek: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE *cue insane teenage girl one direction fan dancing*

@kelsproff hey remember that one time you turned 17 and you were still young, so its still funny?

faded and bored, im just gonna start callin random people in my phone until someone picks up

I just got chills from watching the Duke vs. UNC game from 95'

People who don't know the difference between "you're, your" and "there, their, they're" annoy the fuck outta me

Why would you ever put a hanging ball sack on the back of your truck? #smh

This spring forward thing is fuckin me up, how is it 4am already?

This girl dudes....this giiiiiiirl!!