I can say with a certain degree of confidence that if someone handed me a microphone now I could get on that stage and make similar noises

Copeland! Copeland! come inside your dinner's ready!!!!!!! the litmus test of a usable name....calling them in from the garden...doesnt work

Fnar Fnar talking like I've swallowed a partridge whole darling is doing my larynx no good..Fnar Fnar..do pass the sugar..#ParadesEnd

Sometimes no matter how good you are, how honest, how decent, it doesn't mean life will treat you any differently to anyone else

Who tweeted the first ever tweet, and what did it say?

I'm sure my knowledge of these savoury snacks would impress my tutors

#ff@1R_forever @phchi @angelamsparks @ikram_bataineh @mika1r @estii1910 @nifigace @lgh95 @girlatsunrise @groovebea @1rdreamer FOLLOW FOLLOW!

I do not write to keep. I write to feel. I write to touch the body of the instant
with the tips of the words.(Cixous 1998: 146) #fb

@itinagraves So you'll be pissed later then :-)

Sex life: good occasionally poor #AlternativeShippingForcast #Radio4

The fact is no matter what I do, I end up hurting yoooouuuu #memories

Happy St Patrick's Day all!!

Today, I need less coffee, more water, and to be nicer with myself

Why are Welsh people so small?

If I had a farm, no animals would ever die and I would eventually end up with surplus stock. Maybe even risk being eaten by my own cows.

I must have pancakes

@tundeh @iancampbell_ @penpendragon I think the conversation has taken a turn for the worse with the mention of Thr Daily Mail

I feel like Christmas is not really happening at all. Like I'm in some kind of dream state.

Grace Coddington on beauty "Beauty is not perfection. I prefer imperfections - it's more interesting. Perfect is boring." Amen to that

Tuesday smells of cinders, ash, and melancholy