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My fabiolas explode with delight!
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That's right. You'd better apologize. I waited almost 6 minutes for that message from your sponsors.
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Thanks for following automatically, Mr. Real Estate Broker! Let me guess: the keyword was "golden shower," right?
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Tiger's fame has afforded him the finest in domestic luxury: silver dinnerware, platinum bathroom fixtures, and a golden shower.
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Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a dog and balance a treat on the tip of my nose until I can't stand it anymore. But with Rolaids.
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I'd hate it if someone collected all of the perverted little messages I've sent and posted them online. That's my job.
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You can learn a lot about somebody from their trash. I know my neighbors really, really well.
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I had no idea my coworkers cared so much about Iranian democracy.
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I... drink... your... SHAMROCK SHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!
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@capricecrane Seismic matters.
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I'm still not entirely convinced that Bo knew.
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Outlook thinks it can "recall" an email. So cute.
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Great innovations of the last 100 years:

1. penicillin
2. the Internet
3. gluing abrasive crystals to your genitals
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Focus group reactions to Lobby Me Elmo™ have been mixed.
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Why can't you be more like your mother?
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Why you gotta do me like that, Pad Thai?
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Time for some motivation, on the rocks, with lime.
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RIP Kiefer Sutherland
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@theresa_lauren Get thee to Anthropologie! Why woulds't thou be a breeder of
savers?
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Dear Twitter, who the hell puts two things with drastically different purposes dangerously close to each other? Besides God, I mean.
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