Some women should not be allowed to wear clothes.

Sometimes you just need a long, passionate, full body kiss.

My skin should be under your fingernails.

Sometimes the simplest touches are the best foreplay

You might just like my demons.

My inner freak likes your inner freak.

Is it "fuck someone up against a wall" Wednesday yet?

Anticipating you is addicting.

To my women followers: A guy sitting across from me on the bus has hard nipples...does that mean he is getting ready to ask me for drinks?

I'm on top. I'll tell you when to cum.

Daughter was eating a grapefruit and said it was squirting in her eye. I gave her swimming goggles. This parenting stuff is fucking easy.

Go ahead, rub one out. I'll watch.

Yelling "fuck you" while climaxing is that little touch of class I was looking for.

My lips will kiss the places you've forgotten.

I just want to breathe you in.

The more times you kiss around her wet spot the wetter it gets.

You've made eye contact with my demons. It is out of my hands now.

I'm going to kiss the places everyone else neglected.

If you're not sure if she came or not...

...just keep going.




Trust me on this one.

We all need to jump into the darkness eventually...

...and become the light