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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    I wish people were smarter. Or quieter.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Why is it that the less a person knows, the more convinced they are that they're right?

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Manipulators are always angry people.

    They feel powerful by being able to control you because they can't control themselves.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Does anyone know how to mask the flavour of Xanax in cupcakes?

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Seriously, I have NO IDEA what you're on about, but I admire your enthusiasm.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    I see who you really are, not just the mask you hide behind.
    Too bad you think the mask's important.

    In fact, it's all that's really wrong.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Sorry I can't follow you back, but I already follow someone who tweets random nonsense every 30 seconds.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Gaining thousands of followers in a week is completely legit, dude.

    No, seriously...
    We're sure you earned them & we're all very impressed.

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    VikeeysSecretJulezWinnfieldDanKCharnleygrimpossibleIcedCFcalluptomejustmebreathingSmokedFringe
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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    It was a joke.
    It was a joke.
    It was a joke.
    It was a joke.

    <swings hammer at the head of every single literal reply guy>

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    I don't understand chicks who starve themselves.

    No man I've ever met wants to fuck a chicken bone.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Put your hair in a ponytail & wash all that shit off your face.

    You'll not only look 10yrs younger, you'll attract the right kind of man.

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    RunSamRun
  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Be careful of that one...

    She's horseshit crazy.

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    • 18
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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    It's cruel to pretend to care.

    Admit you're just curious or move the fuck on.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Louise bakes me sugar cookies.
    She knows I can’t eat sugar due to health issues.
    Louise smiles & tells me to enjoy.

    Louise is not subtle.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    I love election season because morons spew fact-less, uninformed, biased yet hilarious, comments.


    Did I say morons?
    I meant TV pundits.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    If someone buys you Bonus Features, does that mean they own you?


    I thought there had to be an exchange of cows too?!?
    I'm so confused...

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    Go drunk; You're home.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    The good thing about nasty people is that they serve as a constant reminder to be grateful for everyone else.

    Thanks, Louise.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    The bitchiest, most judgmental McNasties have the biggest, dirtiest, darkest shame skeletons in their closets.

    Don't let them get to you.

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  • eTHEgoddessDEUX
      Dess @eTHEgoddessDEUX

    The evil Louise wants a pet.

    I'm thinking a battery operated rabbit would be best.

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@eTHEgoddessDEUX

@eTHEgoddessDEUX

Does anyone know how to mask the flavour of Xanax in cupcakes?!?