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Um... I hate to be a Grammar Nazi, but shouldn't it be... 'The Diary Of *A* Frank'...?
"One does not simply 'W-A-L-K' into Mordor." -Boromir, speaking to Frodo around his pet cocker spaniel
She said she wanted to bump uglies. So, naturally, I got all showered & freshened up and then I rammed my Ford Pinto into her Honda Element.
I spent a lot of time behind bars for doing old fashioned crimes. I was a Moscow mule, bringing drugs into cosmopolitan areas like Manhattan
Google maps options:
(1) Go Big.
(2) Go Home.
*clicks for shortest route*
Your mouth is writing checks, and unfortunately here at Ass Bank, we can't cash those here due to strict FDIC regulations.
*Oprah voice* Sybians for EVEYRONE!!!
What's methamphetamine is methamphetayours, honey.
*René Descartes voice*
Waiter, can one truly ｈａｖｅ what she is ｈａｖｉｎｇ?
Dress for the job you want, not the job that you have.
*puts on high heels & short skirt*
Well, it looks like your carburetor is broken.
The Onion & the Daily Show broke the way we look at news.
How are you this evening?
I'm doing fine, officer.
You were in construction zone? Fines are double.
Sorry, I'm doing fine-fine, officer.
Is that a banana, a cup of frozen blueberries, some milk, and 1/2 cup of yogurt in your pocket, or are you just making a smoothie to see me?
Making up words is one of my strengthnesses. Alas, it's also a weakngth.
I get really turned on by things that require great courage, skill, or strength.
One might say I have a feat fetish.
b u t t s
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active imagination, right-brained (artsy) accountant, foodie, weird & subversive, poodle wrangler, dental floss tycoon