Turn a man down for sex, he gets over it. Turn a woman down? Oh. My. God.

You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.

You're not going to want my number after we fuck. You're going to want my autograph.

Some people fuck up perfect situations not because they don't know any better, but because deep down they believe they don't deserve them.

When you fear knowing the truth, you already know what the truth is.

If a girl likes to dance, believe me, she knows how to fuck.

Usually when a woman asks a question, there is already an answer in her head that she's just waiting for you to say. Good fucking luck.

Fuck popularity. If you have just one person besides yourself you can confide in at the end of the day, I'd say you're doing just fine.

I don't think it's very professional for my psychologist to say "holy shit!" twice during my hour.

Wanna be 'happy' on twitter? Tweet only for yourself. If people like it, great. If not, who fucking cares.

Very few people deserve your best.

You may be a good person deep down inside, but I don't carry around a shovel

People who ask for second chances never realize just how fucking lucky they were to get the first one.

Tell a woman she's beautiful, she blushes. Fuck her like there's no tomorrow, she glows.

"Sexy" is a strong natured and independent woman with a bit of attitude and a beautiful mind. Great tits are just a bonus.

They can't get under your skin if you're comfortable in your own.

The only motivation I'll ever need is to have someone doubt me.

Fill your own fucking void.

You're usually right when you wish you were wrong.

Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.