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Hello, my name is T Cook, CEO of Apple Corp. I beseech your assistance in helping transfer $100 billion in cash left by the late Steve Jobs.
What font is that being used for the Olympics? It looks like someone tried to clone Comic Sans with duct tape.
Word of the day: ohnosecond - noun, the minuscule amount of time between when you click the Tweet button and you see the typo in your tweet.
I am not making this up: The background music as we await the HP earnings call is an instrumental version of "Free Falling"
The Groupon IPO is priced at $20. But if you sign up for the exclusive Groupon, you can get first day shares at 50% off!
I love when Apple fans point to iPhone sales numbers as evidence of its superiority. Which of course means Windows is the greatest OS ever.
Gingerbread is the new XP.
So, 700 bankers were arrested yesterday for destroying the economy. About time! Oh, wait... #OccupyWallStreet
Congrats, Apple, for passing Microsoft's 1999 record as largest public company ever by market cap. Might want to note what happened next.
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