Jonny Ive should be extremely proud he is the lead designer for both Apple AND Samsung devices. #nerdhumour

And then God created Saturn and he liked it...

So he put a ring on it.

#ReligiousLyrics

@coreytamas as your daughters have twitter I am sure some of your kinder follower can explain him for you!

@flargh Ads? Placards? Are you being serious? We just get jokes about the conclave burning witness statements to make the white smoke. :)

Space Jam a great movie and what’s more it still has a great website  http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm … Welcome to 1996 people, remember html frames? :)

@flargh the nuclear testing ban means can’t give them a true stress test. Perhaps thats an opening for North Korea?

@francfortunato @_diegorc @falklands_utd Incorrect thats only the Argentinian view not the UN. Also Argentina started a war in breach of UN

@networkshadow I tend to do it in % you get about 10% more power for about 5% increase in price. I know I would if that means anything :)

@joelgabrielgrey @glennf sorry mate UK here, everyone no matter who gets health care not just the rich and insured. #factualfail

@coreytamas You play in a band, write articles about technology, loving father and now standup? You sure have some Skrillex.. #boomboom

@feralgames If you own a copy of BioShock 2 and a Mac with an Nvidia card I recommend you try this update out! http://t.co/PY9rWXMs

How will we know if a product is better than an iPad? When the entire article focuses on the features of the product not an iPad "spec off"

@refnum @irvtheswirv @hatfinch Once destroyed a HD using the number 25 Lothian bus on Gorgie Road at 3AM as part of drunken testing...

If your app is "Paused" due to HD space (OS X) you can un-pause it by typing "kill -CONT xxx" in the terminal where xxx is the app PID #OSX

"Apple stole all their ideas, they just copy ideas & put a shiny badge on it" - Bullshit only an idiot who ignores all evidence believes

http://t.co/mwr1y1r

WHO say cell phones *might* be carcinogenic They also said Avian & Swine Flu would spread round the world killing millions if not billions..

If you have XVid encoded videos and an iPad get this before it is pulled - http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/id384098375 thanks to @brodiebird

Have you not figured out yet that there is no point - no fucking point at all - in trying to guess what we're going to announce, ever? - FSJ