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Eating a ceasar salad which I tossed myself and watching Snatch. Wondering how many more sexual undertones I can toss into this tweet. Penis
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Dear 6 year old, please lower your collar. You are far to young to know of the art of douchebaggery.
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If you replace tyranny with tranny, history takes on a whole new level of fun.
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"What are you doing tonight?" "I'm not telling you" "ok" "I'm a interracial man of mystery" "You've been waiting all day to say that" "Yep"
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The Secret to Favrd? Talk about pooping alcoholic children punching kittens in the face while I have sex taking Xanax playing a tambourine.
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Bummer the only lovin' I'm getting tonight is from the sheets.

Wait that came out wrong.
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You ever have one of those days where the only solution you bring to the table is vodka.
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Making a time machine.

I'll tell you yesturday if I succeed.
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Dear Kid,

I am in a car, you are on a skateboard. This game of chicken has an automatic winner.

Signed, The guy who ran over your ass.
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What am I doing? Oh just planning the inevitable demise of the platypus with ketchup, string and this toupee. What are you doing?
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Oscar Meyer has died… all wieners must stand tall in remembrance.
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I want a bumper sticker that says "If you can read this… I'm slowing down just to piss you off"
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Monday's are like divorces…They suck every last will of your soul, and all you're left with is that ugly lamp from Aunt Petunia…stupid lamp
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I think it's time to turn the heat on… my nipples are entering rooms before I do.
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Somedays you just have to sashay away.

I'm far to fabulous to walk.
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I'm a littled bothered that so many people know who Billy Mayes is but couldn't even spell Michael right.
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I miss the good ole days of knowing what someone was doing through binoculars.
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The only way I'll join your spy ring is if I can be the ninja and get cookies.

I have standards you know. I'm no two-bit spy hussey.
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I'll never forgive Oprah for unleashing Dr. Phil.
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It's amazing how things become stuff which becomes junk which becomes crap.
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