A great way to release tension is to realize that you are inconsequential.

enjoy this pic for a friday! pic.twitter.com/fcATQwKb

@daveanthony: If an American Iranian group had placed those gun sights on a map, @sarahpalinusa would be calling them terrorists right now.

The only things stopping me today are: genetics, lack of will, income, brain chemistry and external events.

Looking forward to a time when Everyone, no matter color or creed, can go fuck themselves.

my shrink committed suicide! Yes! i win!

Can't say enough about switching from christ to the occult! Just an edgier ride. More babes, less guilt.

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.” - Sinclair Lewis. Happy 4th everyone!

whenever I get down I just say to myself " Oh shit Oh shit this is fucked " and in about a week to a year it passes.

Bad Slogan: Finally a coffee worth killing your family for.

remember be nice to stupid people because they run the world!

I haven't been this depressed since yesterday.

I wanna start putting good energy into the universe- PSYCHE! Go fuck yourselves!

When americans have jobs, healthcare and a decent standard of living I'll celebrate.

remember if you can't say anything nice you are probably an aware smart person.

It takes courage to say what u believe, it takes even more courage to shit in a fountain.

Try this: end every conversation u have today with 'you stupid fuck'. It just might change your life.

Now if we could kill the wall street and bank thugs who've plunged us into a depression.

Lonely? Depressed? Have you tried to go fuck yourself?

Remember: if you are extremely popular you are probably the height of mediocrity.