Be all you can be. Tomorrow.

Thank You, to my college degrees, for being the most expensive frameable receipts.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you....

In a gentle way, you can shake the world.

"The trouble with trouble is, it's starts out as fun."

I got outta bed now where's my prize?

I feel a sin coming on...

Thank You, tiny ketchup packets for having exactly one-tenth of the amount of ketchup I actually need. Really, thank you.

Contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything.

Latest #tattoo http://t.co/Whd9ic0z

Thank you exercise, for being the only thing stopping me from getting in shape.

Our bodies store fat so we can survive during times when the supermarket is closed.

Thank you, person who doesn't understand sarcasm. No, really, I mean it. Thank you sooo much.

Ok, I'm having a week full of Mondays so far. WTF?!

I'm feeling all sweet and warm inside.. oh wait, that's just the coffee. Carry on.

sending out love & hugs to @shellyspivey @saraespivey & family. You should do the same.

I don't know where I'm going, but I sure know where I've been.

You win from within.

Just how exactly did some straw break the camel's back? It's just straw people.

The problem with the world is that most everyone is a few drinks behind.