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I think it's funny when I say stuff about a particular place or business & then use the word penis too & then they RT it to 1000s of people.
So, if I invite you all to my Den of Sin Compound how many of you would actually drink the Kool-aid?
I'm not full of shit, but I AM full of pee. brb.
What do you call identical boobs?
I shave vicodin's over my pasta like its parmesan cheese.
Paul McCartney is apparently upset...
His new wife is already spending twice as much on shoes as the last one :/
Just sang along with "Pour Some Sugar On Me" without missing a word. I fucking RULE!!**
"daddy you have awful bags under your eyes" (me) no shit how bout you stop the fever dreams and let me sleep you lil bitch
Can't take it anymore. Unfollowing myself.
#iphone alarm starts the day, shower listening to my #ipad2, work all day on #macbook listening to #iTunes then home for #appletv #stevejobs
6500 tweets. 6500 ways to prove to no one in particular that I fail at DM sex and I'm only half funny.
Can you jailbreak a dead man?
How did it happen??.... if you read this tweet, and say it in the right voice, you're probably a pest... #PestsRule #SteveJobs
And I'm calling it a day. #RIP man I never met, yet relied on every day.
Alcoholism is not a choice, it's a lifestyle....choice.
metal music, boston sports, my kids , OandAGuy from the WAAF days! Just looking for fun, don't be a bitch!