Currently 16 degrees. Line out the door at @izzysicecream. Gotta love minnesotans.

Lena Dunham just instagrammed a baked potato and got 4400 favorites. So the rest of us can just give up with our sad little lives.

Jeeeesus. I...can't. RT @rgay At the Rumpus, a beautiful, beautiful essay from Mira Ptacin. This is why I love editing: http://t.co/qvx0cOvU

There's a knot in the wood in our family room that looks either like a crucified Jesus or female genitalia. Or a face, if you're Steve.

I'm eating chicken again and now menus are like one of those dreams where you find a bunch of hidden rooms in your house

The best way to wake up is with a vague, unpinnable sense of dread.

I definitely unfriended some assholes today. Feels good.

Everyone at target was so pissed at their kids today except for this one goddamn serene, beautiful woman

@jonmbauer no. It automatically divorces straights and makes them enter gay marriages. Be better informed.

@johnmoe i don't like knowing how the sausage gets made, thanks

@walleranna some day you will look back at this long break as the last time you ever had too much time. (That said, yeah, sounds boring. ;)

Is there a day that isn't the day Marty McFly came to the future?

It's funny how you can tell when kid bedtime is bc all my parent friends go tweet-aggro

Accidentally came to the mall on annual See Too Much Prepubescent Midriff And Ass Day again #gross

Apparently Minneapolis is the only place where you can get a seasonally appropriate temperature today.

@assholeroomate cheaper than vaccines!

Buffy complete viewing #4 (still in season one)  http://instagr.am/p/TZu9f7E9hF/ 

I don't get it, why can't we have stronger gun control and better mental healthcare? Why do people think we have to pick one?

Twitter, I have the feeling this wave of Facebook unfriending will surpass even the pre-election unfriending.

Oh hey Kay and I wrote a book! And here it is. And in April, you can buy it, if you want to. @kaymfraser  http://instagr.am/p/SrVHXvE9lO/