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Lena Dunham just instagrammed a baked potato and got 4400 favorites. So the rest of us can just give up with our sad little lives.
There's a knot in the wood in our family room that looks either like a crucified Jesus or female genitalia. Or a face, if you're Steve.
I'm eating chicken again and now menus are like one of those dreams where you find a bunch of hidden rooms in your house
The best way to wake up is with a vague, unpinnable sense of dread.
I definitely unfriended some assholes today. Feels good.
Everyone at target was so pissed at their kids today except for this one goddamn serene, beautiful woman
Is there a day that isn't the day Marty McFly came to the future?
It's funny how you can tell when kid bedtime is bc all my parent friends go tweet-aggro
Apparently Minneapolis is the only place where you can get a seasonally appropriate temperature today.
I don't get it, why can't we have stronger gun control and better mental healthcare? Why do people think we have to pick one?
Twitter, I have the feeling this wave of Facebook unfriending will surpass even the pre-election unfriending.
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