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I'm in a car wash and I'm still as excited as when I was a kid. I just wish I was in a car!
Activate the Queen!
In a rush to get to work, accidentally put a potato in my lunch instead of an apple.
I'm going indoor skydiving at the end of the month. TOUCH MY FACE.
MongoDB - my new favourite thing. Hate away, haters.
Whoever is in charge of weather is a cunt.
Great news: as of Monday 19th November, I will be running my own web application development company, Newline Labs.
Having said I'd never eat another burrito again, I am now eating another burrito.
RabbitMQ you feisty bitch, I have tamed you.
I'm a glass half WHERE THE FUCK HAS MY VODKA GONE kinda guy.
Best Google logo ever
The people in the changing room next to me are having sex #publicpools
Soo.. should the presenters of Loose Women all resign as well?