Wig, when you get home, throw that dress in the fucking trash. #RHOA

The thing about KA is she gets a love scene, you see hundreds of "MY EYES. GROSS!!" and 1 half assed, "That's hot." from @dramatweetbrad

I don't even like Alan Q and yet, I send no death threats to RC. Easy Peasy. #gh #savages

Clive Davis is white?

Forgot my #. Rt if you wanna stake @scooterbeanbag #gh

Can we have an atheist season of #Survivor fks sake?

@kamaren92 I'd like Becky & her hubby to adopt me.

We're all gonna pay for that stupid middle finger during half time. It will get beat to death by fucking pearl clutchers.

@evonora ty! (:

i'm ready for breakfast. i feel like brad.

I'm just glad that no one is Steven Larrrs. #gh

@absolutbex @soapwikijohn @sethroonthetv or the end when it turns out it was all imagined by an autistic kid looking in a snow globe?

@elvisknievil He was in Maryland, not sure now.. he's at a VA.

@elvisknievil Why aren't you meeting Prince Harry? I would have gone with, invited or not.

I'm watching @kamaren92 get blocked again :)

look how pale Cochran's dad is! apple, tree. #Survivor

is being high anymore of an altered state than being a jesus freak? #RHOC

@eyeambored no.

@elvisknievil cheap booze, pill swapping & in bed by 7!

jfc! breaking news.