wow samsung has to pay almost as much as if they'd pirated seventeen songs

fact: java developers hate the language so much that, faced with the prospect of actually writing java, they instead write 10× as much XML

look, everyone, we need to stop shaving yaks. think how much time we'd save if we got together and built a yak-shaving machine instead

as a programmer, telling me "it's all done with computers" is not as reassuring as you think it should be

i think @twitter's ideal userbase is just pepsi and coke paying to show ads to each other

headcanon: @rabite's troll spirit is so strong that he has developed an intrinsic link with twitter that even jail cannot sever. like neo

as an engineer i believe the simplest solution to any problem is to start over from scratch

hang on, did our black president just say a civil rights issue should be left up to states

c lets you shoot yourself in the foot. c++ lets you std::anatomy<limb>(std::dim::Directions.DOWN, std::anatomy::digits<5>).shoot(this)

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+" #irc

god i just don't understand why there aren't many female developers *opens tech conference with dancing girls and a song about my boner*

parssltongue: one who can read a raw https stream

basically SEO is the modern equivalent of naming your company AAA Roofers so you appear first in the yellow pages

 http://perlmonks.com/?node_id=1027335 … and this is why there are few women in open source.

the end of an era. linux dropped 386 support.  http://git.kernel.org/?p=linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git;a=commit;h=743aa456c1834f76982af44e8b71d1a0b2a82e21 …

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/2aef7f40f2743182758138527d3f6df7/tumblr_mhs7bcybJ91qhnta5o1_500.jpg … happy birthday mewtwo!

the only thing worse than code that should work but doesn't: code that shouldn't work but does

we need a language called "oreg" so the web framework can be named "oreg on trails"

http://t.co/QwJaS36f "as a fuck you from the team, it was designed to look like a goatse intentionally / it even has the ring" #irc #ngage

merely doing hard work isn't necessarily worthy of praise or admiration. know who else did a lot of hard work? sisyphus.