In honor of Father's Day I'm putting my "My other ride is your mom" bumper sticker back on my car.

I know you are but what am I? Nonexistent?

“I think you'd find this youth of 21 w/ his assurance & self-confidence rather interesting.” (George Russell to Yeats, on Joyce) #Bloomsday

Guy who sells food that makes poor people sick bemoans Obamacare #rewritingwsjheadlines  http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323528404578455253398197208?mg=reno64-wsj …

MT @skeery: James Joyce (great bio by Gordon Bowker) is a cover star! Out in paperback & feat. in @ala_booklist today pic.twitter.com/QuOhqOX0EJ

RT @democracynow: A Strike At #Walmart: @josheidelson On Growing Worker Movement At World’s Largest Retailer  http://ow.ly/lVCr5 

¿Por qué me ponen a trabajar numeritos cuando no tengo lentes y para mí todo es una mancha borrosa?

Se me discrimina laboramente, concluyo.

Arguing on the phone with my wife over whether she said to meet at 5:30 or 6:00. An NSA agent broke in and said she DID say 5:30. #NSAFTW

My former employer would've covered my unplanned pregnancy but didn't cover my birth control pills. I worked at a hospital. #exposepp

Art may imitate life. But twitter is mostly full of shit.

Office Prank: hide your sadness deep inside as you sit in your cubicle doing the same repetitive tasks for 40 years.

After Jesus told his disciples to "heal the sick," Judas voted to repeal the instruction 37 times, but was overruled in the Senate

It’s been 52 days since the U.S. Senate passed a budget. Because Republicans refuse to go to conference, the sequester remains in effect.

“It’s just my opinion that the Earth is 6k years old.” No, an opinion is “I like hamburgers.” They describe your feelings, not, say, geology

"Rivers outlast their names / and names outlast their men" - from our newest #instapoem by @stephenspower:  http://ow.ly/kio20 

I have an inherent mistrust of anyone who says they enjoy working with the public in a retail/service setting.

Laurie Anderson asks what’s to be done about exploding population growth.  http://ow.ly/hqJm8  via @artistsreport