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Hm guys said they don't know her and they aren't rapists, checks out I guess
Roxane Gay wrote a book about how no one is a perfect feminist and every day, people berate her perceived feminist failures
Kids are made of people.
The activism of leaving people the fuck alone
Pandora is like that aunt who heard you liked elephants when you were 3 and gives you elephant everything until you're 45.
I want one of those jobs where people develop crushes on you all the time.
If you think torture is often justified to get information from suspected terrorists, you're the terrorist.
If you've never been sick, you assume the health care system works, and if you've never been black you assume the justice system works
I don't see race or gender! I have x-ray vision and all I see is the background radiation of the universe
People will hate me for this, but I think "write every day" ritualism is closely bound up with entitlement.
I hate these lesser versions of Chopped. Food Network should just show Chopped all the time
If there's a bro in your workshop, a good prank would be to write "Homoerotic?" a lot on his stories.
"Soylent green is other people" - Jean-Paul Sartre
If you like crying, you'll love my essay on crying at The Butter: http://the-toast.net/2015/03/31/variations-on-crying/view-all/ …
Sorry about my personality & everything
Studies show living a rich, meaningful life works no better than placebo
Coming close to take his pulse, I smelled alcohol. His tear-stained cheek shone. I placed a thumb on his wrist. His hand was cold.
I don't know what the question is, but the answer is bourbon.
Sorry, but if you fall in love with me you have to love me forever.
If you look around your apartment and can't find the cat anywhere, you're the cat.
That is not it at all, That is not what I meant, at all.
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