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  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    HEY GRAPEFRUIT, know what else is a grape AND a fruit? GRAPES. yeah. so get your own name you citrus idiot

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    emmagracecarterIsaacTrailJanastanislavamartinsaldinLikstelaShikkokuNoRenyamrsjpritzmjuktaco
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    emmagracecarterharjy_jessipfalzgraffskitunge__basti68_Chris_Halvorsenctlnelizabethmjuktaco
    earfdaeHome_HalfwayPaperWashLeeMifsudYasmeenMSjonnysunMrSpoonicorn
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    “google d-dildoes…” i whisper to siri “GOOGLIN BIG OL DILDOES!!” screams the phone, smashing windows in a 9mile radius & flipping over cars

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    SahelanthspibllflittlebluecouchfieldyfieldynegativedrewSpunkyRadcathousepetzenjavierparradise
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    DrPirate22gleclair85orange_grimaceSManifesto25fretzlpimetaradoArkyBootsmystyr_e
    sevendeadlywins__YasmeenMSMrSpoonicornloveletterbombsSimon_BarrettTurdIdiot________fontiagoweird_hugs________Breterbies
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' "hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"

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    GraysonG263stinkwaddtyjnoJustinBehelerImanIsLlamaMCsoup222serenadelreymjuktaco
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    jacobTisRadtyjnoalexinafewwordsOis616emmagracecarterKhanjanPandya16harjy_Metrosexual_Jew
    Home_HalfwayAdamOfEarthrobfeealien_sushiakacrispyiRowlfSimon_BarrettMcSwtrvst
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    imagine a reverse pizza. the missing hole on the table where the pizza is meant to be. everything else is pizza. the solar system. the air.

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    QuadricycleWordMorrisaaron_nanavsroriekellyalexwmdShikkokuNoRenyaABCBTomhappy_moth
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    ZeppoWilburyjacobTisRadCelsoPiazzidrcakeyelenuvienLostPhrackFreezorgBattlehork
    Benesh_gavinpivottKarate_Horse
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    i really hate it when my housemates put the toilet roll on the wrong way pic.twitter.com/82iXp3ZjHa

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    MattCaffrey1998Playing_DadEmieIRoelof_Prinscharlie_annehAndLive2Lovegreg_mattsonPhilipKyle
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    Roelof_PrinsEamonnMulveeAndLive2LovesaluboyKyleRancourtKennethArthuRSselmatheredskecr8r
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    thrown out of cop school for writing 'whos that pokemon' next to all the chalk outlines

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    soullessburgerapopagasm__shirinhazofforeverkebnkrumpbattlejeffswarenssheschi
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    sunfiltershutupheavDamnItsTrillProfBoomHatchdavedittell
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    viagra is caps lock for ur dick

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    dominic_spiritoSeanXKurousrnmentavlbeunderyourbed666missyyjohnsonDickstracted__WndrWmnCarrielakingsfanner
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    HaxbyDaxtonunderyourbed666dominic_spiritoSeanXKuroDickstracted__WndrWmnCarrieoishii86mahsuperb
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  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    “lets take this club to the next level!” the dj shouted. unfortunately the next level was a boss stage and most of us died

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    StacySyphaxHiddenPinkyMikeHrynGre_GonenearhighfarlowJTSizzlesHome_Halfwayspxxkxrbvx
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    AceMakesWordscholesteroIPajamaBen_PurpleDaemon
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    petition to rename sausages 'pigarettes'

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  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word ‘instant’ and replaec it with ‘sudden’

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    donglers123MrXarlableChris_RoestatanenhausA_DeejacksJamieKatunaThe_Will_StokesTotten_Joe
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    apopagasmMrXarlableLucidius134Chris_RoestBroganstrawhatsavannah10019GAlucasAuntRoseRita
    _Jim_FearAmSockAceMakesWordsthefurlinator
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    "siri i want 2 get up at 8 oclock"
    u've bought a potato clock
    "no siri the TIME 8 oclock"
    u've bought a tomato clock
    "si…"
    u bought 100 eggs

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    Simisear_m364np4163Runaway_JellyezgitimurogluGre_Gonedeathstar542chelcscarbroughJesserdt
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    harjy_kylereed96Gre_GoneMelaniee_EllennDValcichpaulyflipHollograMMatickcgottwtr
    jonnysun
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    im on a see boob diet. i see boob, i.e tit

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    tyjnoKhanjanPandya16sa1tiestLaneNickypercyfigsjwatilomlvassallospeedomike
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    harjy_jwatiloKennethArthuRSGre_GoneZeppoWilburySidewaysBoyElliottBCFCapb89
    electrolemonherrsturmKMdhcdinogore
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    *sneaks out of church & pulls soggy communion wafer out from mouth and adds it to the ball* dont worry jesus youll be back with us soon

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  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    turn your pants inside out, then the whole world is your butt and dick

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    coolbiRdpicsdustinmizelleJ_shH_llandGre_GoneOwenPReesacertainkelsstephlugBlueTyrannosaur
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    AmSock_Jim_Fearrobdelaney
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    if u milk a cows shadow u get pepsi

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    jhrsheatherLelde_GethannubleAlastairParkinmikewaldron115JesseSkidmorenrmlbrarfluffynacho
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    viestartsgulansnrmlbraraaronupPaulSaharovPhoenixPhantomsdeadmoosbyhivltg06kronosVB
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    those bread ends u hate? theyre bread parenthesis w/out them thered b bread everywhere no way to stop it wed b fucked trapped in bread hell

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    Chris_RoestcoolbiRdpicsbotandyFuckedUpSunsetGre_Gonelowtech42Home_Halfwayareahopsital______
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  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    “honey let me see” i exclaim at my weeping wife. i finally manaeg to get the pregnancey test off her.i look downe & see the reading. ‘wasps’

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    katiethreewayBaileyxGoldbergAccuallyAmAlexNoble_Avenuenatg124meeebokJohnMear1YungFanfiction
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    chelsesaurusrex
  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    if a dog is making an butt rub circle on the floor Do Not stop him! the dogge is creating a protective rune on that will save u from wizards

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    JTSizzlesBONER_POWER_420madam_newbootyDanMcFlanBeRusTerrmac10_4Benjeezy13hooptieparade
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    BONER_POWER_420jaqalaqJckCorriganRatCasketshutupheavemmyupphoffinget_pronomenhejyonsa__
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  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    'belieave in yourselv and you can achieve anything' pic.twitter.com/DVk70UHG

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    sublime_lemonserika_engchantellecomeauflashemberxoxosaruhhNoble_AvenuelilyinfriedrichMinionChanda
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  • egg_dog
      nog  dog @egg_dog

    i asked the dentist to maek my teeth straight & white & now i haev a bunch of republicans for teethe. also i think te dentistt was a wizarde

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    JustinBehelerChris_RoestHome_Halfwayareahopsital______neckponytailPrincessMopsyIVtheartofbreakngHelloGallo
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