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Kid will NOT STOP EATING. He must, now, because I need to go empty the fridge and put all the food in there in my mouth.
Answered the door earlier (I knew who'd be on the other side) with the baby attached to my boob. Earth Mother Achievement Unlocked!
Baby starts sleeping while nursing. "Come on," I say as I goose him. <LOUD SIDE-EYE>, he replies.
Screw it. I'll nap later.
I hadn't noticed my stretch marks...until tonight, when my Mom asked me if I had any.
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