I'd like to give a whisper out to librarians.

Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played.

I bet the Chinese have tough time heating up heroin with chopsticks.

I've been off hashtag for a month.

We'd make a cute fuckle.

I was porn ready.

That milk I just chewed is probably out of date.

I've been their "done that"

If you're smart, you disguise it well.

I came in the closet when I was 13.

You'd think Wendy's would serve gingerbread.

I'd bang her personality.

The only standards I have come with a clutch.

You better trust the other mother fucka you're see sawing with.

Getting sleepy. Just turned on my Lite-Brite. Pegging something rad and I'll nestle. Goodnight, whipper snappers.

I prefer black rims. No chromo

I'm guessing the dudes who use the "no homo" term eat bananas with a fork.

Shaven, not furred.

Higher than Wiz Khalifa and his pants.

i can't fuckin' wait to stop waitin'