OK, I seriously just saw Mitt Romney's iOS app and it does, in fact, misspell the word "America." Download it now before they update.

I don't really care about @applebees at all, but this flaming ball of PR disaster is truly a sight to behold.  http://rlstollar.wordpress.com/2013/02/02/applebees-overnight-social-media-meltdown-a-photo-essay/ …

What if every Olympic sport was photographed like beach volleyball? http://t.co/hZS5wvur

You can use this to check if your LinkedIn password was among the leaked & cracked. http://t.co/DvdehEIX Mine was. (via @funkatron)

I like The @oatmeal's page/explainer for SOPA today: http://t.co/kYjTuiF2 (via @aurich)

Story idea: Top 10 Steve Jobs Outfits. #wait

Sounds like @kcunning and I had similar experiences when working as "omg female" programmers. http://t.co/lMuiB8Pf

AMERCIA FUCK YEAH. #withmitt http://t.co/Cgy3PGIs

Apple's revenue last quarter was 2,206.1 Mitt Romneys.

A+ good show. “@caulkthewagon: Guy interviewed on BBC about the bombing shoulda put his pink dildo away pic.twitter.com/NLE6OgnBsc”

Apple's PR says Mountain Lion is coming out tomorrow. So there you have it.

If there's anything Richard Stallman WON'T explain, it's why he won't eat breakfast. Sensitive topic; don't bring it up http://t.co/6K1vEMQ7

It has begun. Exclusive: Computer Virus Hits U.S. Drone Fleet http://t.co/b7HhLsD5 (via @dangerroom)

Holy what? Nike+ is replacing its god awful Flash site with HTML5 finally? Am I dreaming? Is this real life?

Oh, I'll bet! http://t.co/SRwwdlVb

Oh Internet. “@segphault: I don't want to live on this planet anymore: http://t.co/8Pwp60up (via @aurich)”

I hear the @marscuriosity can receive data on Mars faster than my AT&T iPhone in downtown Chicago. Can anyone confirm?

Good headline from @reddit: "Apple employees currently scouting Bay Area to find appropriate bar in which to lose iphone 6 in early 2013"

Looks like all liveblogging solutions on earth have already melted down, and this event hasn't even started yet.

I'll bet you guys don't know that @siracusa still regularly goes into his reviews that are 10+ years old to fix stuff. All the time.